Evidently, People magazine didn't get the message last time the Fast Food Warrior emailed them. They're still badgering him to subscribe, and he's none too happy about it. The following letter is easily the most insane thing ever posted on this site. Seriously, it's so nuts I'm going to just throw it up here and walk away, as no further snark from me is going to make a bit of difference.
The Letter
Subject: Helen Keller / Albert Einstein canoodleing in 1935
To the Editor:
Leave me the fuck alone. Your subscription services people can't seem to get the message or do their fucking jobs. Editor is top dog at a magazine right? Even if the magazine is a waste of forests. Well I'm taking it out on you. They said I was unsubscribed from all communication months ago, offers and any other bullshit. I gave them their ten day grace period. Now it's more like sixty plus days later. But this stuff keeps coming, like me when I'm with your mother. Do you get the message? Go slap whoever keeps sending me emails until they cry. Then slap them some more. Make sure they get the message.
PS: Your previous email is unsolicited soliciting and is being reported to all anti-spam services.
PPS: Photo proof of the subject line. Taken by my great great great uncle. Einstein was quite the ladies man and it is little known that he preferred to wear his Princeton colors when courting.
