This is just a quickie I fired off to Whataburger (which is nasty), who closed down the only Taco Bell (which is awesome) within 30 minutes of my house to put up another location, making it like the seventh Whataburger within spitting distance of my home/office.
Whataburger. Awful.
The Letter
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???
Why must you put a location on 28th and Guadalupe in Austin, shutting down the only Taco Bell for miles in the process? Within 7 doors of that location there is already a Jack in the Box and a Burger King! We have enough burgers! Leave us alone with our enchiritos. Your burgers taste like what I scrape out of the bottom of my grill after a cookout anyway.
Get bent.
The Response
None. It has been suggested that I am less likely to receive correspondence from these companies when I sign my letters with "get bent." It is my opinion that this theory needs more empirical evidence.
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